Reasons Why Imaginary Relationships Rule

HAN SOLO will Never

-ignore my text messages and phone calls

-make me feel dumb

-tell me that I don't need to lose weight, but I could tone up

-impregnate me

-embarrass me

-make me regret my life choices

-make me feel unappreciated

-be a boring date

-be under-dressed

-be needy

-stop being sexy

Note: I'm not saying "real" men have subjected me to all of the above...I'm just pointing this stuff out. WOW I am a night owl these days....

21 favorite male film stars

So I've been inspired by my friend Kelsy's blog to make a list of my favorite actors. I could go into depth explaining my "history" with all these people and their films, but I'll try not to bore anyone and simply state that some of these men are my favorites more for their comedy than their acting, or more for their looks, etc. It varies....honorable mention goes to Humphrey Bogart, Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Anthony Hopkins and others I will think of later. Enjoy the randomness.

Jimmy Stewart

Steve Martin

Robert Downey Jr.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Tom Hanks

(Young) Mel Gibson

Marty Feldman

Peter Lorre

Jeremy Northam

Javier Bardem

Gregory Peck

Gene Hackman

Stephen Fry

Clark Gable

Ewan McGregor

Daniel Day-Lewis

Cary Grant

Fred Astaire

Alan Rickman

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Bill Nighy

Things that Men Should Wear More Often

According to a wise authority, aka yours truly.

Old fashioned sailor uniforms.  Meeeeeeooooowww.

Look at the lad on the right, with his slicked hair!!!  

If I saw a man dressed like this, I think I would inadvertently attack him.