Friday, March 27, 2009

How to Seduce Women.

1. Grow thick, luxurious moustache.
2. Buy hothouse flowers which signify feelings of adoration, constancy and love.
3. Write your name on a card in fine penmanship, add a poem if you feel like danger.
4. Hire a photographer to photograph you in a great room, holding both letter or card and flowers (remember to look your absolute utmost desirable, ie. comb hair, moustache, wear fine clothing).
5. Send photo, flowers and card to the lady you wish to win.
6. Wait for results.


Kelsy said...

You just made my day. <3

Margaux said...

YES! Mission Accomplished.